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mutants

n. those beasts which we all love to have epic battles against.

NB: they are comming...
get the gun, we need to fight off the mutants!
by mutant.com February 20, 2010
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Mutate

Mutating is synonymous with a day of laziness. To mutate is to chill or relax. Be mushy.
I'm sorry I can't run with you this afternoon, I'm planning to lay around and mutate
by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017
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Sewer Mutant

One who lacks any social skills and is involved in such clubs as Anime. Believed to crawl up out of the sewers everyday, and not able to enter direct sun light
Brentsewmo is a complete sewer mutant but I love him anyways because of his amazingness
by <3Lex April 30, 2008
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mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.
During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction
by Sparky August 30, 2003
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Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
by lookabutt January 24, 2011
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The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
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Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.
Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery
by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012
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