Mikey

To be retarded, have red hair and smell like fish.

Mikey's hair is orange, therefore he is a ranga

by FELICIA ^^ December 15, 2008

mikey brewer

he is one of the sweetest guys on this universe :) he always know how to make you laugh and smile 24/7 everytime i talk to him my heart starts to melt and i get butterflies all in my stomach , he is just soooo amazing :) he knows how to treat a women he definitely is not like all the other guys. he is everything a girl would want and im very very blessed to have him in my life im gonna keep him forever !! and im never ever gonna let him go away <3 I LOVE YOU MIKEY FOREVER AND ALWAYS

mikey brewer:you are one of the sweetest most beautifulest girl ive ever talked too you make me sooooo very happy :)

taylor:awwwwwww you make me sooo happy tooo im in love with you ive never felt like this bout any guy before

mikey brewer:awwww baby your sooo sweet <3 im in love with you tooo im gonna stay with you forever and im never gonna loose you baby I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

by taytay65132132 May 26, 2011

Mikey

Really mean. Kinda self-centered. Athletic but really anoying. If you fall in love with one, he'll break your heart and stomp on the peices.

Girl 1: Man I really like him, he seems nice.
Girl2: Looks can be deciving. Plus have you ever met a Mikey?
Girl1: No, I want to.
Girl3: Seriously? Man I hope you dont like him. He is 100% a heart breaker

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)

After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.

by phred512 November 14, 2017

mikey pipe pipe

The orginal pipe pipe member, it means when ur dick game is so strong they gotta call u pipe pipe cause one pipe isn’t enough

Michael pipe game so strong they call him Mikey pipe pipe

by Mikey pipe pipe April 21, 2018

Mikey Schmitt

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Muke

When you mix weed and tabacco in a glass bowl of sorts, pipe, bubbler, bong etc.

I didn't see your text, I was taking a muke.
I don't just smoke green anymore, I only muke.

by Clout_ia August 12, 2018