Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

muddy love

As described by howard stern to be the act of pounding a girl's shit in when she has a crap on deck as to create a puddle of mudd.

I gave that broad muddy love and then whiped her face in it.

by Phi Macrackin October 15, 2004

muddy otter

Whilst receiving oral, one reaches back and shits in his own hand, then proceeds to slick his partner's hair with the poo, as though offering encouragement.

I decided to make my birthday blowjob extra special by giving her something in return. She loves a good muddy otter.

by probablysmells February 8, 2010

Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010

Muddy Fishtank

The act of anal intercourse until ejaculation. But before removing the penis from the anus, the inserted male will urinate into the anus.

I thought he was really nasty until he gave her a muddy fishtank.

by Selfhorne Cooper November 20, 2010

Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014