irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

moosty

Of Scottish/Glaswegian derivation referring to something with an unpleasant scent or lacking freshness. Slightly less severe than its sister term foosty.

You should shower, you're a little bit moosty.

When you return from vacation and need to air out your house. It is moosty.

by Lu_Lu Divinci January 21, 2010

Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.

Her body was too moisterous.

by Verno T December 9, 2016