Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

by WPrivvy January 7, 2025

Monkous

To exhibit simian qualities.

God, Saleem has such monkous arms.

by Garndass January 9, 2025

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt

Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!

by MadchikXX December 11, 2011

Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016