Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

molestassage

The act of being inappropriately brushed (unsoliticited) with genitalia while getting a massage.

Cassandra bought a massage on Groupon but instead received a molestassage when she went to use it.

by Nighquest September 12, 2013

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Mollexted

An unwanted sexting.

Ugh, he/she (unnoticed/unattractive to one self) sexted me. Yucky! I've been mollexted.

by gardenmae August 22, 2016

Molestach

The Creepy, either pencil thing or bushy, unkept mustache that all molesters have.

Good lord that guy has a Molestach

by Sidewalk_Enforcer December 11, 2017