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Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012
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Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012
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