Synonym for a male's sex life. Used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).
Example 1:
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
by TeaOhEm October 14, 2011
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Get the moinur mug.Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.
The Game, Moisty's Mallet
EG.
Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'
EG.
Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'
by Cammers November 3, 2008
Get the Moisty's Mallet mug.When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out
by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016
Get the Moist Chicken mug.The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
Get the Moisterbate mug.A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.
by Italian_Mustache May 13, 2016
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I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019
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