Merchael

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.

That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.

by EatshitDie June 18, 2009

Mershaq

Half mermaid, half Shaquille O'neal, and 100% pretty cool. Some sub-species known to possess whiskers and lie awkwardly on one side.

Lowely dog, bow your head. That's a Mershaq.

by furiousfroh December 7, 2010

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Mershmer

When you feel like shit or want to leave school

Oh man I feel like mershmersh

by Tristan biochemical December 1, 2016

merch link in bio

A meme made by Jake Paul.

"Jake Paul, merch link in bio, Ohio fried chicken bitch"

by Sebzoe June 24, 2017

Mertha

mertha is the non-sensical term made up by non-Jamaicans and confused for the word "murda" in the popular reggae song World a Reggae by Ini Kamoze. The term has nothing to do with anything Jamaican. It is used by non-Jamaicans to apply to the feeling you get when smoking the ganja and listening to reggae.

Ini Kamoze himself said the word in the song is murder.

What di rass is Mertha? Mi nuh know bredda. Must be sumting weh di Yankee ute dem come up wid.

by Tony n vade May 31, 2020

merherher

Sexual sound to describe the word seduce or anything of that nature. Often compared to the muppets sounds.

“Define seduce bro”
“merherher”

by nottherat69 October 12, 2020