Melvin

A lucky strike in bowling

That last strike was a f***ing melvin

by MPH25 October 14, 2008

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005

Meeking

When a person gets upset at you for not tweeting their album, liking their facebook or instagram photo, sharing their post, calling, or texting them back. Then they began to rant stuff about you that either is spreading your business or they are making shit up.

Meek "Stop comparing drake to me too.... He don't even write his own raps! That's why he ain't tweet my album because we found out!"

~This nigga stay meeking~

by Penguin4289 September 28, 2015

Melvin

Basically a nerd. A person who plays video games all day and thats his life and obsesses over good grades. Some melvins are just plain losers which are guys who play video games all day and maybe guitar and don't get good grades. yea they exist. He's also the guy who joined the football team because he really has no life and you know when hell week comes up or when you guys finally get pads you're going to make him wish he didn't join. They also talk about guns and military and fighter jets and WWII battles and shit you REALLY REALLY JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT and you'd wish they'd stop talking about that shit when they're in your class and everyone just looks at them and looks down, rubs their nose bridge, and sighs.

Dude this fag is posting random shit about guns and dude just omg

I know right?! what a fuckin Melvin

by BongLord Larry July 28, 2010

pervin mervin

when you, one of your brahdahs, or some other bullay be spyin for some bean shots. pervin mervins are most common at Sandy Beach Oahu on any weekend especially saturday when everybody get one hangover from gettin allbus friday night.

nick: ho bah! hows daniel fawkin one pervin mervin!
jason: ahahaha dat bullay is gettin plenty bean shots today

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

me-me-meeting

Arranged meeting out of the office to get away early for the weekend, attend a job interview, spend more time in a pub or meet a lover.

He went to the me-me-meeting.

by Svetski-a-Nas December 9, 2005

Twerkin my Mervin

To Twerk or Fondle one's mervin. To twerk your Mervin: step 1) place mervin between thumb and middle knuckle of index finger. step2) twerrk your mervin

I sent that bitch home and started twerkin my mervin, t-t-t-t-twerkin my mervin

by 4s-ginn August 21, 2011