masturbate

You people are missing beating your meat as a synonym. And sex so beats masturbation's ass. Maybe your bf or gf just suck at sex... stick to giving head instead, lameasses.

go and masturbate, or whatever you dumbasses want to call it.

by Get it right, bitches. December 28, 2005

Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

Mashturbate

The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick

John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.

by SpectaclesTesticles July 30, 2016

masturabate

When you fuck yourself. Don't do this. Doing so gives you "auto-sexuality", or "homosexuality" except it's with yourself, shown by the latin root "auto". Many still say, however, that this practice has benifits good enough like cumming, or nutting and enjoyment to make it worth the autosexuality.

Me: I just masturabated. Feels SO FUCKING GOOD.
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!

by that retarded nerd weeb mix June 15, 2018

masturbate

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

masturbate

what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life

do not masturbate it is bad

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019