March 25th 2020

The day when it all went wrong...

Me: Dude do you remember march 25th 2020?
Them: Bro I wish it never happened

by 8diedd July 10, 2022

March 27

My BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨WOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow did you hear it was Quincy’s birthday today??
No
It’s MARCH 27th

Ohhhh ya she’s a bad bitch

by BAD BITCH Q August 12, 2022

mexican marathon

two or more days of consecutive binge drinking to the point of intoxication. usually done in conjunction with skipping work or school.

last week we went out drinking from tuesday to saturday...a real mexican marathon...im hung over as hell

by fp12319 May 9, 2010

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021

exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.

Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.

by readlookread November 24, 2013

James Patrick March

James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.

James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.

Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".

Who is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez?
James Patrick March.

by SaltyBitch.com July 4, 2020

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012