Mayonnaise Boy

Typical response of a black male when his white boss is watching him punt footballs instead of catching them.

Antonio Brown: Yo Mike, fuck you mayonnaise boy!
Mike Mayock: I love you to Antonio

by Antonio Brown 84 the real AB September 7, 2019

Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017

midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Malyon

An extremely racist, bigoted but somewhat hilarious person.

'Get that stupid wog out my room' Said the Malyon

by privateschoolwasteman April 30, 2012

mayonnaise

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005

Mayonnaise

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009