1 definition by NOT Haylee

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.
“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”
by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017
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