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magic mushroom 

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot
magic mushroom by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

Magic the Gathering 

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.
Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF

magic man 

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis
Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.
magic man by JRossi December 31, 2007

magic hookah 

hookah with weed mixed in the bowl of tobacco.
smoker #1-"hey this hookah is amazing"
smoker #2-"thats because its magic hookah there's weed burning in the bowl"
magic hookah by selena_m July 31, 2006

magic touch 

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?
magic touch by gsizm January 25, 2010

Magic Carpet 

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.
Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
Magic Carpet by BigDonk August 29, 2012