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touchas mullet

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
by chill311 August 23, 2009
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peter mullet

that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.
by Peter Solong July 5, 2009
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mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.
D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.
by Julius March 30, 2003
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she-mullet

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.
Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*
by Rico Arna May 16, 2006
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rock the mullet

To be really awesome. To blow one's mind away. Having fabulous of impressive qualities.
"Dude...this mango sandwich rocks the mullet!"
by WonderWoman November 12, 2004
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reverse mullet

a reverse mullet is a very awesome hairstyle similar to what preps and other dumbasses call "emo" or "scene".
basiacally its longish in the front (should cover one of ur eyes) and short and spiked in the back. in looks espeacially good when its dyed two different colors like black in front and red in back or something like that. some may choose to part it in the middle and gel the front so its straight and stringy looking, but parting it on the side and letting it cover half of your face looks good too. add as many colors as possible to get the best result.
billy martin's hair <3 is sometimes done in a reverse mullet.
by mcrXluver January 13, 2006
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brazilion mullet

a shaved/waxed coochie, but still having a hairy butthole
I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilion mullet!
by taintripper January 1, 2012
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