cyber monday

A term made up by e-tailers as way to trick people into internet shopping by thinking that everyone else is shopping online on this day as well.

Coz: w00t, its Cyber Monday, you gonna buy as much as you did on Black Friday?
Porky: Tool...

by porkchizzle December 27, 2007

mondor

A girl who will think it is a good idea to take 8 shots of Bacardi 151 and feel good until it hits her... in which she cries and rubs her face host's wall, getting her make up everywhere. Get the trash cans ready.

"Damn, you pulled a mondor last night, you remember anything?"

by SirKiwi69 November 14, 2015

Slushy Monday

When you put ice in a girl's vagina, and then you fuck it.

I hate how you can never get ahold of Sandoval, since hes always giving his girlfriend a Slushy Monday.

by Sandoval's Friends April 19, 2009

Black Monday

Martin Luther King, Jr day

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"

by southernballer January 18, 2011

Hey Monday

an awesome pop/rock/punk group similar to paramore. Their album is called Hold On Tight and their first single is called Homecoming. The band consists of Cassadee Pope (lead vocals), Michael "Jersey" Moriarty (bass guitar), Mike Gentile (lead guitar), Alex Lipshaw (rhythm guitar), Elliot James (drums) and Bobby Nolan (Keyboard).

Hey Monday is one of my favorite bands.

by WOWitsme January 4, 2009

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005

blue monday

A phrase describing the come down of MDMA. The comedown of the drug has a feeling of deep depression and suicidal feelings. It originated because people would use MDMA on the weekends and then feel shitty on (blue) Monday

1: Did you do MDMA last weekend
2: Yeah but i’m feeling the consequences today
1: Blue Monday?
2: Exactly

by TikTokfan223344 August 21, 2019