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Imelda Marcos Syndrome

When you can't stop buying shoes.

When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!

When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"

"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"

KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Marco Antonio Fiorito

Guy 1: Hey, I watched that 2 Girls 1 Cup video last night. Jesus, that was some disgusting shit!
Guy 2: Well, you've got Marco Antonio Fiorito to blame for it.
by animfan98 December 16, 2013
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Bepe de marco

As to put your fingers in your partners arse and smearing a goatee on your partner
Paul got a lovely surprise last night when kerry bepe de marco'ed him, he claimed it smelt like shit.
So now we call him shitty
by Courgette March 28, 2009
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San Marcos, TX

A city in which quiet is unheard of and traffic is only tolerable when school is out for the summer.
You live in San Marcos, TX? Do you Go to Texas State?

Ugh... No, no i don't.
by Kathy Byar February 25, 2009
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Big Dick Marco

A guy named Marco in my geometry class.

@hmmm4152 on Instagram
I will make sure that everyone knows that HE is Big Dick Marco
by Big Dick Marco May 28, 2018
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Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.
“Hey Malia I love you
“ Marcos i love you the most
“What no I do”
Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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San Marcos Steamer

1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
by Chad P. March 20, 2008
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