Martin Luther King Jr.

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

klitty litter

The white (hopefully) stuff that gathers around a woman's genitalia, and sometimes in her underpants (thong if you're lucky, granny panties if you're not). Often has the consistency of cottage cheese.

He began to regret the hours of foreplay beforehand when he caught a glimpse of the klitty litter in her panties.

by StanfordEnglishMajor June 27, 2008

litter box

where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she cleans out the box.

Oh golly Stephen, I think Candy is sick.

Why?

Well she left this really huge shit in the litter box and that is just unnatural for an animal of her size.

Oh, I see. Yea you had better call the Vet for that.

by c-hum June 18, 2006

Luster

The person someone is in lust with; there is no desire of a commitment, just purely sexual activities with this other person. They are satisfied knowing there is no strings attached, but just the sex and occasional talking. Sometimes common between friends. Can often become confused with lover if situation gets serious for one person and not the other.

Braden is Allie's luster. Whenever they are together, something involving sex usually occurs, although they are just friends and don't want a relationship.

by Radio September 28, 2005

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

by Ziper December 9, 2007

sperm lottery

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.

The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008