Lube

"What, is it made out of precum or something"

By Ginge (16 Years Old)

An example of an absolute mong who doesn't know what lube is

by Tamalam269 April 4, 2024

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

lube drink

A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up.

"Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shots already!" "Talk about a crap lube drink..."

by SleipOdin March 4, 2008

lube

shit u put on ya dick to stroke it and to slide

Kesha: I need mo lube
WaDatyrellmarious: Go 2 the store and get lube (12.99)
Gabriel: Hi im Gabriel and I hate lube
Jabril: FUCK YOU NIGGA I LOVE LUBE #LUBELIFE (12.99)

by LOVIN THAT LUBE March 21, 2024

Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017