Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Logan

cool boybo and BIG BOYBO Logan is a god at rainbow six siege and plays wayyyyyyy to much fortnite wear glass and the same hoodie everyday

Logan is a wannabe lion main

by DatBibbaCaden March 1, 2018

logan

loves to take photos of him mom and send his best friends

whats that Logans mom coming up the stairs pull my willy out and plop it in her mouth

by we we we we we September 14, 2020

Logan

An absolute retarded dilated kid.

Hey Logan you're retarded

by Body August 16, 2017

Logan

Hoe ass small dick ass bitch ass nigga

Oh look It’s that ugly bitch ass nigga logan.

by Bigdickbraylon November 4, 2018

Logan

Logan is only to be loved by boys with massive shlongs, usually a term associated with proper fit girls.She loves it raw and gets turned on by feet touching.

Oh my god, nathan Shagged LOGAN in the arse.

by PhatWagwanGrink November 5, 2019

Logan

An inconsiderate hoe who will take your boyfriend in seconds. She doesn't care about your feelings and says she's poor and asks you for money, but spends $500 when you go shopping with her.

Ew you are such a Logan

by sourpatchkidzzz August 24, 2016