Logan

An eponym: the SI unit for measuring penis (1 Logan= pi inches of penis). The original Logan was a member of the Harvard Glee Club sometime in the mid-90s.

The average erect male penis measures 2 Logans in length and 1/2 Logan in diameter.

I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.

by tiler222 May 19, 2006

logans Shit

the BEST weed in the world all the way from cuba DAMN Also used to make rafts

logans shit / all weed in the world mixed

by pimpin illegal immagrant April 22, 2009

Logan Paul

The retard that filmed a dead body.
-Logan Paul filmed the son of a human hanging.

Logan Paul is a retard that films dead people.

by Lil Doom January 11, 2018

Logan

A large white mammal built like a brick-shit-house can also be called a Grock or Grot. It is found mainly in the UK around Manchester, where it roams the streets (approach with extreme caution and be equipped with tranquilizers).

Oh look theres Logan, Shit RUN! Arghhhh.....

by Jace *True Brit* August 28, 2008

Logan

An uptight boy who usually looks younger than most his age. They are typically left-handed.

Person A: "Is he even allowed to be here?"
Person B: "who?"
Person A: "The 12 year old."
Person B: "Nah, that's just a Logan."

by sweatpatch February 3, 2010

Dirty Logan

When you’re balls deep and she says stop teasing put it in already

Yo did you hear Logan did a dirty Logan’s to Jenna

by YEETSKI April 17, 2020

logan

a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.

logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"

good luck!!

*cries*

by Balkwesha4life September 17, 2019