linolium

The lamer that never was.

OMFG linolium sucks.

by DarkSolider October 9, 2008

linolstunks

a commitment or promise to someone, that is extremely strong.

Boy: I linolstunks that I will never cheat on you again
Gilr: awwww, you're soo sweet.

by felele ralala November 6, 2010

Ligorlicious

A term to use when you want to be badass.

I'm really ligorlicious when it comes to being pimpin.

by Amanda Fandandle January 24, 2011

linopanda

a tall geeky half dark elf - half panda - dwelling in the realms of the Forest lake in the hidden kingdom dedicated to fighting in the everlasting battle for Geekness and Entrepreneurdom

Thanks goodness, Linopanda, you saved my life - you are my hero!

A long long time ago, when I was still a child a troop lead by linopanda rescued our village...

by radosokoala January 13, 2012

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Limorrari

A stretch Ferrari, can be any Ferrari

Trevor rolled up to prom in a Limorrari 360

by Limorrari September 16, 2016

LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.

Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!

by Milanifan January 2, 2017