LDB

Long dick boi

"Damn, you're a ldb"

by ErvyGrls January 27, 2015

LDS

Little Dick Syndrome

A disorder among men with small man meat. It causes the person to compensate with large personality. These men are typically arrogant and douchey.

Friend: Why is that guy such an asshole?

Me: He's Korean. He must suffer from LDS.

by Jacob Lime August 19, 2016

LDS

Literally stands for the church of "Latter Day Saints." What it really means is Leaky Dick Syndrome.

Mormons are notorious for their "holy underwear" that they can never take off. It helps with the leaky dick syndrome.

They Jizz every time they see a new woman. That's why they need multiple wives and extra thick undies!

Frankie: Yo, you heard what happened to Carl?

Steve: Yeah, I heard he got the LDS so he joined the LDS!

Frankie: Damn! That shits fucked up!

by benjivie November 17, 2010

LDIB

Acronym for Laotians Do It Better

Buk Dum: "AYYEEE! WE RUN THIS PLACE!"
Lao kid: "LDIB NIGGGUH!"

by Super Asian 1904 November 19, 2009

LDMF

Limp dick motherfucker.

Man, Ian is one LDMF. My mom said she has never been disappointed more.

by berealnowz February 20, 2015

LDD

Last Doable Day. The last day a woman is considered attractive enough to gain spontaneous sexual interest from men.

"No make-up can save her now. "
"Yeah, her LDD has past."

by Daikan July 10, 2016

LDBC

Long Distance Booty Call

I flew across the country for a LDBC

by noodle228 June 26, 2010