Soggy Lobster 

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

Soggy Lobster by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

vaginal lobster 

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

vaginal lobster by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

sewer lobster 

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

sewer lobster by old man withers November 11, 2006

Rat Lobster 

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.

Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!

Rat Lobster by David Love May 18, 2008

Scottish Lobster 

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

Scottish Lobster by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

larry the lobster 

Some gay ass lobster dude, who inspires little kids to do drugs, and commit suicide.

I feel like livin' like larry! Larry the lobster!

larry the lobster by I love Minecraft December 8, 2016

Black Lobster 

A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.

"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"

Black Lobster by JizzleDizzle September 7, 2005