web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada July 16, 2008

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Jive Loaf

the greatest herb ever

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb

by Big poppas lost brother October 29, 2008

Loaf

Another more custom way of saying Bredren, take away bred = bread = Loaf get it?

guy 1: "Yo bread wots up?"
guy 2: "Yo Slut u know i aint ur bred i iz ur loaf, u better act right before u get smacked rite biatch!"

by BigD+Platinum October 3, 2004

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

Loafed up

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”

“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”

by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021

sea loaf

A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria

Woah a Sea loaf

by Tsilkky July 16, 2016