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Pulling a Keith 

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.
Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.
Pulling a Keith by 6 Pack Sample September 4, 2018

scary keith 

a singer of a band who is a myspace celebrity
"dude guy, ya got 5 comments today!..almost a scary keith!"

like Keith on poon 

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".
I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.
like Keith on poon by Jimmy October 4, 2004

The Keith 

Its where you lick the rims of a womans vagaina, or pussy, and she gets sweaty and gives you tit milk.
Hey mom wanna do "The Keith"?
The Keith by Al Gore July 17, 2002

dirty keith 

a guy who throws poo at prison walls in a prison
oh i heard henriksen went full dirty keith over in g block
dirty keith by ev buck December 11, 2019

OK Keith 

Expression often used in response to a ridiculous or improbable statement.
"I'm going to get laid tonight."
"OK KEITH!"
OK Keith by Billiam February 13, 2005