Keeker

A person of remarkable character; someone who exudes kindness, coolness, and a magnetic, easygoing charm. A keeker is the kind of person who makes life better just by being around.

"Everyone loves Stacie—total keeker, always bringing good vibes."

by GhostTruffle March 18, 2025

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

piece keeper

not a prude but not dishing out the piece to any (one) trying to get their hands in the cookie jar.

see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)

Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."

by gsquared11 August 26, 2010

monetary keener

1. A keener that does what he needs to do in order to graduate.

2. A keener motivated by monetary stimulus from mentors or family.

Steve Naylor is only taking college courses while still in high school to please his grandparents. He's such a monetary keener.

by Fensk January 1, 2014

david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

hype keeper

Keeping the audience at peek hype through means of visual and hearing aid.

Good thing we had our hype keeper Joe for this party. The crowd was starting to fade away interest after zero sound or lasers.

by AdverageJoe_Earth August 23, 2017