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Ron Ron Juice 

The not-so-secret Jersey Shore recipe is "watermelon, cherries, cranberry juice and copious amounts of vodka blended with ice," with bonus points for preparing it shirtless.
Roy mixed up a mean batch of Ron Ron Juice for the boys before they went out and Cornelious got so faded he ended up waking up in a ditch.
Ron Ron Juice by DanRoy January 14, 2010

Come Get Your Grape Juice 

an exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.
Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

Tangy Ring Juice 

The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.
Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.
Tangy Ring Juice by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Juice beard 

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?
Juice beard by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

mickey juice 

vaginal secretions produced during sexual arousal
mickey juice by nemesizstar October 21, 2008

Rape Juice 

A puddle of indiscriminate bodily fluids including blood, semen, fecal matter and soft tissue, usually surrounded by empty cans of PBR and well worn rabbit hide condoms. When tested DNA evidence can with 99% positivity link each of the fluids donors to a single family though on most occasions there are 6 or more donors.
The only thing left at the scene of the terrible crime was a steaming cesspool of rape juice.