Jobs A Fish

said by intelligently deficient people. Usually due to lack of vocabulary and slow thinking. Commonly by people with the second name Hurley.

Want a coffee Nathan? "Jobs a fish!" .......What?

by t.a.c March 19, 2019

jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

joberly

Something or someone that is awesome and is loved by everyone.

See keeper of the awesome

"Wow, he's so joberly. Everyone on the board loves him!"

by Kaineyface September 15, 2008

Jobism

Another Word For Racsism Aganist A ex-Felon who is looking for a job. and being turned away for past expirences

jah'corey and louis severd time in the same jail but louis is white so he wont be jobismed against

by mrsturner25 October 13, 2006

Party at Joes

The act of being invited to a party in which you completely ignore the common household etiquette (don't be a douche,don't wipe your shoes on the couch,etc.) and proceed to fuck up the house by pissing on their sisters bed, stealing birthday presents, kicking holes in walls, breaking lights, throwing and hiding pizza everywhere, exploding sodas all over the porch, tagging up his garage door OG Loc style, and overall just fucking shit up.

Joe: Woah bro, what the fuck happened to my room?!

Bro: Damn bro! It looks like you just had a Party at Joes!

by Who The Fuck...? April 25, 2011

blow jobs

When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)

whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?

by Turnpickle April 25, 2003

steve jobs-ing

When you take acid and are productive.

I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing

by C. Digger July 2, 2016