Chopper Jenkins

To boldly go where no man with a fully functioning brain cell will dare to travel.

Tibby pulled a chopper jenkins and ran from the nudist beach straight into the briar patch to save his favorite hat from blowing away.

by Chavr July 16, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

To do something to intentionally piss one or more people off, for your own amusement.

Ex: Leeroy Jenkins, duh.

You can also use Leeroy for short.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I pissed a bunch of people off when I lit some A&F and Hollister clothes on fire, only to make a statement."
Guy 2: "I think they got the idea, Mr. Leeroy Jenkins."

Guy 1: " Dude, watch this shit."
*Goes and does some shit to piss everyone off*
Guy 2: "What a retard."
Guy 3: "He's not a retard, he's.."
Guy 1: "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!"
Guy 2: "Goddamnit, Leeroy."

by David777 October 14, 2008

Jink

(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".

They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.

Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.

Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".

by SL500 October 17, 2010

Jinkies

A new "slang term" for marijuana. Based on a saying Velma says in the cartoon, Scooby Doo.

Shaggy! Are you and Scooby smoking jinkies?
"Oh damn, do you have the jinkies?"
"Joseph, are you smoking that dank jinkies?"
Joseph like smoking jinkies.

by yesmanjr January 26, 2015

Leroy Jenkins

A term oft-used by teenage and/or pre-pubescent boys that play Call of Duty: Black Ops at least 4 hours every day. The term is often yelled into a headset while playing on Xbox Live so as to alarm and thus disturb the gameplay of other players.

Emphasis is usually put on the "e" and "o" in Leroy, dragging out the pronounciation. i.e. Leeeeerooooy. While emphasis is put on the second syllable, "kins" in Jenkins. i.e. JenKIIINS.

"Frag out!"

"Leroy Jenkins!"

"Dude! WTF I just got killed because you distracted me.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

Jickity Jank

when something is messedup or hurting; usually used when referring to body parts.

"My knee's all jickity jank from hockey"

by J'MUN March 8, 2009

jinkle nibble

when you sing and song and then someones nipple accidently slips into your mouth.

i was singing a song when i got jinkle nibbled by a woman called Lou

by The Nibbler August 4, 2009