smooth jazz

A metaphorical tub of musical shit.

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.

by inbe August 17, 2005

Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.

SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.

by Thralkhar July 2, 2016

Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.

John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"

by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006

jazz pants

noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.

"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"

by Kara P December 14, 2008

jupiter jazz

A fantasy world where no problem exist. An ideal world that people dream of, but never having. The word where is isolated with all NON SEXUAL pleasures a man can handle, A place where you can go and never come back. Word is also used as a way to express happiness.

Invented by a Band Person who seeks enjoyment in jazz. Original Spot invented, CALIFORNIA

Man 1: Man life been giving me lots of drama.
Man 2: Take a trip to Jupiter Jazz

by ShadowBlind May 7, 2007

Jazz-Gun

A circumcised penis pushed inward in order to pass as an uncircumcised penis.

Mason tried to jazz-gun himself In order to fit in with the Europeans.

by Pussyhands11 January 19, 2021

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019