Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
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(slang, noun, Among Us):
A dig at a player that is acting suspicious, but is otherwise definitely not The Impostor.
This “Crewmate” player may be failing to complete their tasks, accusing the wrong people, or not voting in line with the majority. Although they aren't necessarily killing anyone or trying to lose, their chaotic playstyle makes them seem like a mini-Impostor, or if you will, a “third Impostor.”
A dig at a player that is acting suspicious, but is otherwise definitely not The Impostor.
This “Crewmate” player may be failing to complete their tasks, accusing the wrong people, or not voting in line with the majority. Although they aren't necessarily killing anyone or trying to lose, their chaotic playstyle makes them seem like a mini-Impostor, or if you will, a “third Impostor.”
Impostor A: Charlie was the greatest 3rd Impostor I could've ever asked for.
Impostor B: I can confirm, greatest 3rd Impostor.
Charlie: Drumsy didn't even have anything on me, and he was ready to vote me off because I was being so ridiculous!
Impostor B: I can confirm, greatest 3rd Impostor.
Charlie: Drumsy didn't even have anything on me, and he was ready to vote me off because I was being so ridiculous!
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Usually people who have a terrible gambling addiction play this, they dream of fucking a 11 year old in the game (dont get me started on the rule 34 of the kids in it).
they spend their entire credit card to get a 5 star character. you will hear screaming, your windows will shatter and your eardrums will be obliterated within a 500 mile radius if they don't get the zhongli guy.
It is very easy to spot a genshit impact fan if they get bullied for playing an anime game, if they have a anime profile picture on social media, or they talk about giant buff 5000 year old demon guys.
Seek immediate shelter if you spot a genshit impact fan, call 80085 immediately, and find a weapon to defend yourself. If threathened, hit them in the balls.
Usually people who have a terrible gambling addiction play this, they dream of fucking a 11 year old in the game (dont get me started on the rule 34 of the kids in it).
they spend their entire credit card to get a 5 star character. you will hear screaming, your windows will shatter and your eardrums will be obliterated within a 500 mile radius if they don't get the zhongli guy.
It is very easy to spot a genshit impact fan if they get bullied for playing an anime game, if they have a anime profile picture on social media, or they talk about giant buff 5000 year old demon guys.
Seek immediate shelter if you spot a genshit impact fan, call 80085 immediately, and find a weapon to defend yourself. If threathened, hit them in the balls.
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others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
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