infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

Infiniti g35

A car that only looks good in one color and has Initial D decals all over it

Person 1: Wow thats a nice car!
Person 2: Yeah but its an Infiniti g35.

by TheBat227 November 26, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Infiniti

Like Cadillac, the next big leader in the automotive luxury field. Propelled by such winners as the FX35, FX45, G35 sedan, and G35 coupe, Infiniti sales have been soaring. Upcoming models such as the M45 feature best-in-class features with 340HP V8s.

My G35 has 277HP while your Beemer is more expensive and slower.

by J September 28, 2004

Infinite Swirl

According to Ed Vincent a sex ed expert the infinite swirl is when a man and another man swirl their penis' around each other. There is no risk of STD. He also recommends front of penis into side of penis also no risk of STD.

Gay Guy 1: Wanna do the Infinite Swirl
Gay Guy 2: Sure theres no risk involved!

by Jackov Brolovski October 28, 2010

Infinitive

Basic form of verb: a form of a verb with no reference to a specific tense, person, or subject.

In English, an infinitive is usually preceded by the word "to," e.g., "to see."

by Jafje September 9, 2007