a cry for help 

*makes any noise*
that was a cry for help.
and it was mine.

oh that idiot made a noise like a duck it was a cry for help

a cry for help by name1001 February 17, 2020

Self-Help Junkie 

Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information

1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.

Self-Help Junkie by jawwnvi January 21, 2019

g help 

something that a girl named paige needs

“this girl needs g help”-frank, “she really does”- joe

g help by someone that is a someone January 1, 2022

oh god help me 

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

oh god help me by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020

How to get help in Windows 10 

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.

Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!

How to get help in Windows 10 by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

Urban Dictionary Help Center by Maxx-B March 23, 2021

I need help 

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

I need help by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022