Handler

Party responsible for tending to the emotional and physical-sexual needs of a woman.

Q: "Are you gonna for her?"

A: "Dude, she's got a handler."

by C_3K January 17, 2009

Pan Handlers

My Squad; i.e. drug dealers, hustlers, and any one one their grind.

You sell dimes? I didn't know you was a Pan Handler.

by Hakim Lewis June 20, 2005

luw huddle handle

Is a term used by illiterate computer users to vaguely describe a miscellaneous software error on a computer that they can not readily describe in technical terms - even though it just happened, but in their defense they have the short term memory of a gold fish. This term may also describe an error that occurred on a system in 'Care Bear' dialect. Where a supposed word or phrase is pronounced with a squishy-lipped heartfelt apathetic slang.

Same time chat
User: "excuse me could you help me?"
Technician: "Sure, what can I do to help?"
User: "My insert major corporate application here just died and told me.......luw huddle handle.....?"
Technician: "Do you mean Logical Unit of Work handle exception?"
User: "Nooooeeeewwww, idk :-), could you pwwweeeeaassseee heeelllpp mmmee?"
Technician: "Sure thing, I'll be there in a minute to look at it."

by judogizzard September 22, 2009

love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

In a jug with a handle.

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006

handle

To manipulate someone, especially for the purpose of conning him or her. The victim may be exploited themselves or merely used as a means to a greater end.

"Every time I try to talk to my boss about a raise, he ends up convincing me to take on more work for the same pay!"
"You gotta stop letting him handle you, man! Be more assertive!"

by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008