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Hämeenlinna

Main City of Kanta-Häme Province in Finland.
That's about all there is to say. This city is probably in the list of most boring cities over 50,000 people.
Hämeenlinna isn't growing but isn't dying either. Probably balanced by people moving from some sickeningly shitty side towns which Hämeenlinna has way too fucking many of. Firstly there's Turenki, which is the best town in the world. Then there's incest filled Tervakoski, completely mentally fucked up citizens of Hauho, Tuulos and Lammi that for some god damn fucking reason want to live in the middle of the woods 30km from civilization and then there's Renko which is just simply a lost cause. Hämeenlinna is mainly known as the point which people are forced to drive through.
Man 1: Wanna go grab a burger from Hämeenlinna?
Man 2: Sure. Could we go shopping here too?
Man 1: Fuck no. We are going straight to Tampere. This shithole has nothing worth my time to offer.
Man 3: Wonder why these guys just don't move to Helsinki and Tampere. Fucking retards.
by paulit11 February 18, 2022
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