choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014

Hug my hamster

To jerk-off. Male masturbation.

I'm gonna need to hug my hamster all day after heather gave me the worst blue balls last night.

by Tony Sparrow September 21, 2016

furry mott hamster

Looks a bit like a mythical Scottish haggis. Could also mean hairy beaver.

That's a nice furry mott hamster you've got there. Can I stroke it?

by Mr Bobby Bobby June 27, 2016

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018

chase the hamster

Very Animal-Crossing-NH-like phrase that means masturbation.
Created by Twitch Streamer and Youtuber Monika, aka Shaperka

Let's go chase the hamster.

by averybigfan June 18, 2020

Hamster

A slang for Recoilless gun or rifle mounted on a car or a tripod.

The origin of the word come from the BBC series "The Young Ones" where Vyvyans pet hamster was called SPG witch is a name of a popular Russian recoilless gun.

Oh crap, These is a hamster-car on the left flank, kill it!!

by Vyvyan999 December 24, 2010