hotdog in the hallway

small penis in a large riped opened vagina

his penis was so small he had a hotdog in the hallway

by penis MCgee December 8, 2003

HOAT

Hoat pronounced (hoe-auht) is used when the adjective hot doesn’t provide enough emphasis for a situation.

Sam: “omg Channing Tatum is so effing hoat I can’t breathe, like r.i.p my underwear”

by Blue the raptor July 23, 2018

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

West Hoathly

A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.

'I live in West Hoathly.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.

"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"

by JGII July 8, 2009

peeker/hoarder

one who opens their eyes while engaged in a kiss to look or "sneak a peek" at the other; also, this person may be caught peeking around corners/objects, etc...

this individual is also unable to get rid of objects causing them to pile up, thus, becoming a hoarder.

ex: rob is such a peeker/hoarder he is always stealing looks while he kisses and can't get rid of anything!

by Jeneana December 3, 2010

Debt Hoarder

A person who refuses to pay off their debts. When given the chance this person perfers to take out more loans, buy more things and spend more money, These people that they may actually get out of debt some day so they keep compiling it.

Roger: "I'm going to open my 17th credit card to buy some power tools I don't need. Then I'm going to take a cash advance on the remaining balance and go to the casino. Then when I get paid on Friday I'm going to the used car lot to buy a 6th car even though it's just me and my wife and we both work two blocks from home and really don't need cars at all."

Doug: "Jesus Christ Roger, why don't you cut up all your credit cards and try saving your money for a change.

Roger: "but I need all this stuff, I can't live withou it."

Doug: "You've become a Debt Hoarder you know that?"

by Joey Beef Buicker October 28, 2010