guitarmy

the army of guitars

cody votolato joined the guitarmy at age 13

by the.men.were.pigs September 14, 2003

Guitar Hero

Guitar simulation game that you tell your parents your playing when really your getting totally shitfaced.

Mom: What did you do at Stevens house?
Daughter: We played Guitar Hero.

by female. March 6, 2009

bass guitar

known as the electric bass, far superior to the regular guitar. Yet i play a fretless, which is even far superior to the fretted bass!

you play bass, you're "kooler" than the guitar player, i play fretless bass, im even "kooler" than you!

by frizzlefry August 30, 2005

Guitar Hero on Tour

Basically Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS, It's crap!
Theirs not Orange Tab
Effects look crappy
How the hell can a lefty play?
The commercial is gay
Little kids rock out to it

12 year old: "ZOMG! I just did expert on my Guitar Hero on Tour OMG OMG!"

Real Guitar hero player: "Fuck you, Try it on real Guitar Hero"

Hands Guitar hero to 12 year old: *confused on expert*
"I can't play cause your game sucks dick"

by Pink_is_metal March 29, 2008

guitar hero

One of the greatest games that innovates without sacrificing etertainment value. Has a variety of rock songs, but would tend to lean on the metal side slightly. One does not have to enjoy metal to like this game however, for it has many mainstream approved songs. It is played a with a controller that looks similar to that of a Gibson SG. If you own a PS2 you owe it to yourself to get this game.

Guitar player: Pff this Guitar Hero is lame go play a REAL guitar.

Gamer: omfg stfu n00b talk to me when you can play Bark at the Moon on expert roflolol

Guitar player: You're gay

Gamer: I kno u r but wut am I roflololmao

by Topizzle May 6, 2006

Guitar Fag

One who is is extremely gifted at guitar with very little experience or practice, who is extremely insensitive to those who need to practice and learn at a slower rate. This is not to be confused with good guitar players who worked their way to being good, or modest guitar players who are very talented. A guitar fag will do at least 3 of the following:

- Attempt to teach a beginner at guitar by giving them advanced solos and showing it once or twice and expect them to know how to play it, and abuse them when they fail to complete it

- Claim to be better than every guitarist mentioned by others

- Refuse to play with a band because they feel that the rest of the members are holding them down

- Excessively show off instead of just play etc, playing behind the head, with tongue, on top of the neck constantly

- Will go on long winded speechs of their abilities and not respond to the listeners attempts to guide the conversation elsewhere or respond to signs of them wanting to leave

Note able guitar fags include:
Yngwie Malsteen
Michael Angelo Batio
Steve Vai

"Quick, hide the guitars, dave is coming over and I don't feel like being one-upped for the next hour"
"Yeah, He's a total guitar fag"

*10 minute long solo* "Yeah it took me like a half hour to learn all that, you try it"
"Ive never played guitar before"
"I did it in a half hour! It was easy, try it"
"I don't know where to start, I don't know what Im doing"
"Give me that guitar, you're being difficult Im not showing you anything"

by saintjoshua January 7, 2009

guitar hero trip

a drug like state in which objects seem to begin floating up, caused by excessive guitar hero or rock band.

After beating One on expert, I went upstairs and experianced major guitar hero trip.

by wpk914 January 15, 2010