Meg Griffin

The UGLIEST thing in the world.

Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.

She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.

"Dyane, that girl looks like Meg Griffin - Gross"

-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"

by WOWAHWOOWAH October 27, 2009

Peter Griffin

A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.

How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.

by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009

Stewie Griffin

Slang term for maternicide.

That kid at school pulled a stewie griffin.

by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

Griffin

Griffin is not always the brightest of all people, his brain is the size of a peanut. Griffins are very rare as they are part of the LGBTQ community. If you ever see one all you must do is simply run the other way.

Other than that Griffin has a gay type of personality.

by Loybin January 16, 2020

Griffin

A small but large faggot. Usually with ugly face, his cock is no longer than 3 inches at most.

Girlfriend: your dick is small your a griffin

by Bill_Roberts67876 October 6, 2015

Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.

I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.

by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010

anthony griffin

Main character of a german television show as a troublemaking alcoholic attending a communtiy high school. He experiments with drugs and as a suprise to everyone he recently came out of the closet sadly. He now smokes pole all day

"fucking anthony griffin, you are a gay ass motherfucker, hahaha, but your better than posters child molesting ass"

by samueljackson March 14, 2008