grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 9, 2015

grabbing handles

Jerking off

He was definitely grabbing handles last night.

by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015

grabbitunity

When a male see's a girl with a big ass, it's am opportunity to grabb it. A "grabbitunity"

That girl has a nice ass, mike it's your grabbitunity

by Mr grabbitunity May 22, 2016

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

Grabberjack

To side eye creep on someone who is walking by, or side eye creep on someone as you walk by.

Ryan just got grabberjacked by that dude. Does he know him? Dude may have seen him when he was stalking the book. He's friends with Tuck.

by Soze77 April 2, 2017

grabibble

Adjective that is used to describe someone overtaken by a happiness so overwhelming, that they have the need to grab anything close to them and squeeze as hard as they can, since the joy in them will make them explode (figure of speech) if they do not.

Nothing makes me more grabibble than having my own word appear in an online dictionary.

by YELLOW TOOTH June 14, 2017

grabbits

Gay people who go at it like rabbits.

Also their likely pulling technique.

Those grabbits kept me up with their incessant banging!

by Thermospants September 6, 2017