Taylor Gordon

Number one beech

A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.

Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.

x Holy Sin X

I saw you eying that little girl, don't be such a Taylor Gordon.

It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.

I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?

p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!

Taylor Gordon by James Muhs March 7, 2008

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment 

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

Jeff Gordon 

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

Jeff Gordon by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008

go Gordon  

an expression used at the University of Delaware and University of Vermont meaning the ending of a relationship. A break up, or any relationship worth mentioning. The term originated at the University of Vermont when a popular student by the name of Gordon continuously used the word relationship and ended his relationship with an Art Professor after feeding her dog a cookie.

If Sam doesn't take away my hamster I am going to have to go Gordon on that thing's ass and End our relationship!

go Gordon by Karoline R April 20, 2007

The Gordon Ramsay 

When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.

"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"

The Gordon Ramsay by bigdicksynergy April 15, 2021

Mike Gordon 

Popular in Portland Or. Famous techno star that was popularized by only singing songs about how great he is. He only released one album titled: Mike Gordon:Electronic Superstar. This album was released in 2006 under Electric Lighthouse Records. Song titles included: Feast or Famine, World's Greatest Lover, One Bad Mo'Fo, and Ballad of the Bean Eating Man.

Mike Gordon...World's Greatest Lover. (actual song lyrics, no joke)

Mike Gordon by Wanton Raider April 23, 2009

Ben Gordon 

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

Ben Gordon by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006