Gomer

The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.

Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!

by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004

Gomes

Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.

To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'

by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011

Gome

1.Interjection. Can be used interchangeably with "Hmm" to fill space in a conversation or express boredom.

Has also, in rare cases, been used as a synonym for the word "come".

"Gome... so what do we do now?"
"Watch out, I'm goming for you!!"

by Raemanzu October 27, 2008

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007

gomer

Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.

Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.

by A Gomer April 19, 2005

gomer

Term used to describe aggy and anyone related to a&m.

look at those poor gomers!

by CorporationX January 26, 2005