Dollar General

Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".

Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.

David: "Wanna get some groceries at Dollar General?"

Bob: "Do I have a choice?"

by Hot 7 October 25, 2023

Skin Master General

(SMG) A very skinny man that hobbles around and you can see his bones through his skin.

Skin Master General can barley walk, get him some food.

by Gwolf September 20, 2010

Cap Star General

A person who lies consistently to the point where they think that they may be fooling someone, but in reality they aren't. And when they are called out they play the victim card. 9/10 times this person was special to you.

Derrick is the new cap star general.

by Senseiofwavvysensei October 8, 2019

I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

A line in the song Stay Alive. The best part of the whole song

Instead of me he promotes Charles Lee! Makes him second in command. I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

by daily log on urban dictionary July 5, 2023

Fuck the no memes in general rule day

On this day you can post every meme you have on your computer or phone in general. January 27th is the day when this miracle happens!

Mod: "No memes in general!"
Members: "Fuck off"
That's what's special about Fuck the no memes in general rule day.

by EvenSucks January 27, 2022

Dollar General

Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.

Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.

by Kebo April 25, 2004

bury the general

the process in which a male inserts an oversized penis into a smaller female's tight vagina.

Fred: "Yea man did you bury the general with jenny last night?"
Eric:"Fuck yea!"

by Fezandliz December 8, 2007