Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

gabberflasted

anything u want it to mean

that crap is gabberflasted!!!

that ggirl is so hot she is gabberflasted!!

by anthony stamos May 15, 2008

Gabber

A bi-lingual person who speaks perfect English with English speaking people, but purposely tries to put their native accent on when speaking with a group of the same ethnicity

My mom is always gabbering, she speaks perfect English with all the white Canadian moms but once the Filipino moms come its like shes speaking as a whole different person

by Thunderbirds November 9, 2015

happy gabber

96' style of dutch happy hardcore. usually around 180 BPM, stolen 80's vocals pitched up to chipmunk vocals, over hard kickin beats. usually is not very complex.

happy gabber is badass to listen to if you're diggin the happyhardcore, but still want harder beats!

by kg4 January 13, 2004

Gibbers

Gibbers deriving from gibbering, deriving from shivering. Meaning to shiver or be cold within ones surroundings.

Glynn gibbered his frosty bum hole off.

Im gibbers, said the hooker!

by Gibbering Cindy October 18, 2008

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010