Friend

friend: someone who you threaten to kill and will just tell you;

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

-Some person

Bro A: Dude, you're a bro to me, perhaps even a... Friend.
Dude B: *gasp* Bro. I would kill for you.
Bro A: *chokes* Dude...

by Violoafforprez July 09, 2019

friend

1) Someone whom you must watch closely, and put to the test.
2) A absolutely loyal person.

Watch your enemies close, and your friends closer.

by B JizZle September 24, 2006

friend

A person whom you pretend to like in exchange for that person being easier to manipulate.

I got my friend to kill Bob.

by Mr. Moody May 23, 2005

friends

A stupid american sitcom targeted at middle class white suburbia, that would be so randomly shit and ghey....

People with intellect hate this show for it is unfunny.

all the characters in friends always say:

"oh my god!"

by the-real-don August 21, 2009

friend

A male or a female that acts like he knows you but really backstabs you at the end

"Fuck bro my own friend dis me"

by Art June 04, 2004

friend

1.No such thing in my world
2.Someone I don't need

And I don't care, he he he

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

friends

Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.

My friends suck ass.

by Scyfersythe October 27, 2007