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Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)
Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....
by musictoast October 16, 2019
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Fluted

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.
I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.
by Waterycute June 10, 2024
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pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...
John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day
by Dr. Purtle April 8, 2021
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Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
by mrh@nky May 8, 2017
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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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National kiss a flute player day

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023
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