Coochie Flute

Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute

She's got a Coochie Flute!

by Debbie Dunlap April 26, 2023

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

flute tat

Snitch/ Coward

You’re friend couldn’t take his charge he became a flute tat

by TbRius December 21, 2019

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021