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fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.
Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."
by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009
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fishers dozen

A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.
How many hours did you study for the exam?

About a fishers dozen
by flytier December 28, 2015
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Fishturd

a person that sports an 80's hairstyle, shops at Ross for everything including necklaces and will spread like butter for any man with a mullet.
Fishturd is a dirty ho.
by blisterlips25 September 17, 2016
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fisher mitchell

A pale ginger. Perfers to be in the dark alone. Also know as Big Papi Fish Boi, Fisher is a young trap Lord, and doesn't get last in the 2 mile most of the time. This man is also a fagot.
Look at Fisher Mitchell over there, he is so hot!
by LeFloyd May 22, 2017
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Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.
I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .
by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017
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Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.
Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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Fishtart

Your Pop Tart is too soggy to eat no one like Fishtarts
by Turbosalmon January 4, 2019
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