kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.

Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.

by Chabio December 14, 2014

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

by opatolive January 30, 2022

grinch fingers

marijuana, pot, grass, WEED.

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."

by Pete Leg October 18, 2007

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005

4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.

"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick

by Chillibean69 August 28, 2022