retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

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Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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femsturbate

to masturbate (female form)

After her date with Jim ended abruptly, Linda had to femsturbate to release her tension.

by jfraudulous October 16, 2012

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flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating

I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper

by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015

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masturbateable

something that is debatable and can be masturbated

Nikhil is just a masturbateable person in genral.

by XXX_mAJorMAStURbAtioN_xxx April 2, 2016

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To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate

"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."

by He'll do March 25, 2017

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